gaykilljoys:

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry… i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

thebrakshow:

theradicalace:

rincentvanuggh:

minnoux:

tilthat:

TIL inner speech (AKA the voice inside your head) is accompanied by tiny muscular movements in the larynx

via ift.tt

don’t like that

There’s a concept for a “mind reading” piece of texh that detects those muscle movements and uses AI to determine what your thinking, so you can think a command like “make coffee” and it will send out a signal to your coffee machine to make coffee.

i HATE that

I think to myself, “I want to die,” and then Alexa reads my throat muscles and kills me

justsomeantifas:

america:

also america:

straightboyfriend:

a 20 year old: yeah she’s 17 but she’s technically legal in-

me:

carnival-phantasm:

vwinwin:

tea drinkers rb with your fav type of tea and whether you drink your tea with milk or not

welldamnsam:

charredasperity:

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse